Empty Your Wallets, Please

This is not a very good place to spend Saturday morning, waiting for your car to be "serviced" at a sky high price service dealership. Customers gather here for the bad news but can watch free movie and enjoy gourmet coffee while waiting. If your cars need service here in Miami (and elsewhere in the USA, I'm sure,) you are dead! You are defenseless. That is because your cars are so "advanced" that your local bandit mechanics can't be equipped to rob you, but your dealerships are well equipped to empty your bank accounts. I got a very good free coffee cup here this morning, and I have seen that movie already, thank you very much. Didn't bring my wallet this time.